While browsing the internet, I came across a list of these randomly funny and unwritten laws of life that are to some extent true. I admit i have been caught up in some situations where one or two of these laws have been applicable. I have shared ten of the rules that i know are real for most people, take a look:-)
1. The Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch & you’ll have to pee.
2. The Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, or screw, when dropped will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. The Law of Probability – The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4. The Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal & someone always answers.
5. Law of Close Encounters – The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
6. The Law of the Result – When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will, and vice versa.
7. Law of Biomechanics – The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
8. The Law of the Theater & Arena – At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet, & who leave early. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies & stay to the bitter end of the performance.Aisle people also are very surly folk.
9. Murphy’s Law of Lockers – If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
10. Law of Logical Argument – Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.
Here is an additional list of honorable mentions of other relatable funny unwritten laws of life that you may find interesting.
- Doctors’ Law– If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor,and by the time you get there you’ll feel better. But don’t make an appointment, and you’ll stay sick. 2. Variation Law – If you change waiting lines or traffic lanes, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
- Law of the Bath– When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
- The Coffee Law– As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
- Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance– If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.
- Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking– A closed mouth gathers no feet.
- Law of Physical Surfaces– The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness & cost of the carpet or rug.
- Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy– As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
Gene Eugene 